Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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