throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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