I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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