You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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