who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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