Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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