i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
