my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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