i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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