I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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