Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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