Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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