Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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