quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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