Whod you bang
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I love you.
Bad choice
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