We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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