gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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