billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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