so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
