that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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