absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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