Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think your dad took our porno
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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