My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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