He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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