But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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