the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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