What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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