I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We have started to decorate penises.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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