i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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