How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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