I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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