So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
