1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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