Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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