yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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