have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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