if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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