But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I am naked and annoyed.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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