The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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