Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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