just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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