In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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