It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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