if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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