Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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