Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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