i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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