What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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