jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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