I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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